The donut saga

This was too good not to share…

Ok guys, clearly y’all need an intervention!  Good grief this donut thing is getting out of hand!  Since I think each of you are awesome in your own rite and should live the longest life possible without complications from overeating donuts…. here’s my plan:

Step 1 ADMIT YOU ARE THE, umm I mean HAVE A PROBLEM (ahemmm, Gallegos)HAHA

Step 2 START RATIONING YOUR DONUT INTAKE 

Disclaimer:  Now don’t be too hasty in this… your body may start doing weird things as the consumption of these chemically enhanced, petroleum based, plasticized carbs and sugars are reduced. Maybe start by cutting the days you eat them down, or the number in a day… just “food” for thought...

Step 3 START MOVING MORE (except Steve, he moves around all the time) GET UP FROM YOUR DESK, WALK SOME LAPS AROUND THE BUILDINGOh who I am kidding!  Place the donuts in the kitchen so you’ll have to walk to get them!  (Bonus: other people will consume them too thus enabling you to complete Step 2 more expeditiously)

Step 4 START REPLACING THE DONUTS WITH MORE HEALTHY ALTERNATIVES. ie: carrotsapples,bananasgrapes etc  BAHAHAHAHAHAHA  As IF!  

Step 5 FORGET STEPS 1-4 AND JUST EAT THE DAMN DONUTS, LIFE IS TOO SHORT

Just keep them away from the front desk cause whaleshape does NOT look good on me!

Your Welcome!
~your awesome receptionist 😉

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